Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.
"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)
Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
by Mr Bawbag July 10, 2012
by CiaranP April 30, 2006
A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.
by Hays July 11, 2008
Fud is best known as God's younger, slightly more inept nephew.
Contrary to popular belief, he is actually the man who created the mighty Waffle.
Other rumors state he is a scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel Peace Prize winner, the first black man to pilot an aircraft, the nigga that made up the Nike Swoosh, and the man that made Kool-Aid say "Oooh Yeeah!"
While there are rumors about Fud, proven facts about Fud include his epic fight with the Incredible Hulk and Captain Crunch that split Pangea into the continents we know today, as well as the time he got smoked out by Snoop Dogg and laid down some phat rhymez. While the tapes exist, their whereabouts have never been discovered.
Fud is very popular among members of AMN, two in particular, to whom he is very important folklore
Contrary to popular belief, he is actually the man who created the mighty Waffle.
Other rumors state he is a scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel Peace Prize winner, the first black man to pilot an aircraft, the nigga that made up the Nike Swoosh, and the man that made Kool-Aid say "Oooh Yeeah!"
While there are rumors about Fud, proven facts about Fud include his epic fight with the Incredible Hulk and Captain Crunch that split Pangea into the continents we know today, as well as the time he got smoked out by Snoop Dogg and laid down some phat rhymez. While the tapes exist, their whereabouts have never been discovered.
Fud is very popular among members of AMN, two in particular, to whom he is very important folklore
Fud once headbutted three small children through a wall simply to test his might. The verdict: His might was mighty. And the children died.
by PMS & PP November 27, 2005
by Vamprate April 16, 2008
pron- "fu-DD" like "Mud"
Slang term for vagina. Very common in Berkshire, UK. Fud is not used in an offensive way. It is very much intended as an alternative to fanny, front bottom or lady bits.
Slang term for vagina. Very common in Berkshire, UK. Fud is not used in an offensive way. It is very much intended as an alternative to fanny, front bottom or lady bits.
She slipped her hands down between her breasts, across her stomach and then deep between her legs against her soft fud.
by Reg Allen June 22, 2007
by Grand Nasal April 12, 2008