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Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
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Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"
JON by D-Squad October 17, 2006
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KIND gentle badass dont be afraid to voice your own opinions. People only hate you because of the way others love you. Your a good man dont let fear of causing a ripple keep you from living. Also i heard this dude jon gives amazing orgasms ladies! Knocks em out for free! U are the kind of guy woman wait for. Make sure the girl u choose matches your awesomeness.

Next look up always
JON by HALIELOVESU July 24, 2019
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Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"
Jon by TheLovelyTay March 16, 2009
Jon is a guy who will always be there for you.. He's a hard worker and when he wants to have a great time, he'll go for it.. He'll purse his goals and much more the girl he Loves .. He's not like the other guys who want a fling .. He's seriously serious about his relationship .. He's "the married type" .. He will love his girl unconditionally.. He's romantic with his sexy ways..
He loves family time , quality time is important to him... Jon is great around kidsl . He loves and respects his parents to the max ..
Jon is a guy who loves surfing,concerts and rock music and travel, but most of all , he's a great Cook!
He has a great heart , he's what you'd want in any friend! He's very funny .. Such a joker ..but knows how to be serious :)

A guy with a name like Jon.. Is a keeper ! ;)
Dude!! That's sick Jon !

Wow! This is tasty! Thanks Jon !

I love you Jon !
Jon by aim4love September 16, 2010
hi jon
jon by Aword890 October 20, 2020
an extremely amazing awesome guy that is sensitive but quite outgoing when he wants to be. extremely attractive and fun to be around, jon will never bore you. he's got a great personality anf can make you smile all the time. caring and consiferate to girls. had feelings and is not a jackass or a jerk.
omg , jon is the love of my life .

jon is the most wonderful respectful guy ever.
jon by amberlovesyouuu November 8, 2009
A really hot guy, the one that everyone wants. Hes also really popular and everyone wants to be his friend. Jons usually tend to get inside your mind and totally eff with it until you're at a loss to his control. Most guys get intimated by a Jon, girls will get angry that they are not good enough for him. But if you really work hard enough and put up with his crap, you might just get lucky and become his best friend.
Girl 1: Omg, I wish I was Jons girlfriend!
Girl 2: I know, omgz hes so hawt!
Boy 1: I hate Jon. .___.
Boy 2: I know, why does he have to be so good at everything and steal all our females?
Jon by itsnotwhoyouthinkitis2 December 26, 2010
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