'Meritard

a person so hell bent on patriotism and 'merica emotionally that all reason and/or logical thought can not be understood, processed or ever accepted. Usually starts drooling whenever Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Bubba was explained the meaning of freedom but being a 'Meritard prevented him from understanding

by Higbittytoes July 28, 2015

meditarded

When you accidentally overdo it, cannabinoid-wise.

"Holy cocksucker...I was just trying to get rid of my fucking migraine and lower back so I could sleep.... now, my shit feels great, but I accidentally got myself meditarded"

by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239

A Seggsy Mf That Doesnt Miss Tanjiro Negs Your Favorite Verse.

!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239 "youre seggsy"

by Tanjirotard June 4, 2021

Mexitard

Similar to retard' except Mexican.

An insult which can be used to point out their gross and vile nature. They talk the talk, twitch and stink of sweat whilst trying to offload low calibre dope.

They usually have a low opinion of women in general and grow mustaches like their mothers.

'These Mexitard's are soooo dumb!'

'No shit man he was a Mexitard who stole it!'

'That Mexitard tool was so stupid he left his stash!'

by Jabathut December 10, 2008

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.

Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239

A Seggsy Mf That Doesnt Miss Tanjiro Negs your Favorite Verse.

"!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239 Is Seggsy"

by Tanjirotard June 4, 2021