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UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.

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I tried to calm Tony down but he's glidin' (gliding). He's on smoke, fuming!
Gliding by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021
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The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.
Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.
Gliding by Beardo October 30, 2018
69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.
Oscar and Jayden got tired of giving mutual jaw. So they tried gliding.
gliding by fickeroffick June 12, 2018
When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts
oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.
gliding by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

Gliding Waffle 

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
Gliding Waffle by Benuccino November 1, 2020

Gliding monkey 

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
Gliding monkey by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

gliding elephant 

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
gliding elephant by natesog9779 March 27, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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