2 definitions by CB4PEE-OH!

1
A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.
"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"
by CB4PEE-OH! July 01, 2019
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Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial
I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.
by CB4PEE-OH! April 04, 2020
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