"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"
by CB4PEE-OH! July 01, 2019
I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.
by CB4PEE-OH! April 04, 2020
Saint Bithin rested his chin upon Bithin's Bridge whilst deciding to push his tongue into the vagin or into the Bungholio.
by CB4PEE-OH! March 26, 2022
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)
Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)
Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
by CB4PEE-OH! August 13, 2025