Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

by urban9876 March 7, 2017

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

MIRtarded

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011