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Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4
Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base
mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014
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An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.
When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!
meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005
Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.
Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?
Mortard by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.
Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.
MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023
The combination of a moron and a retard.
Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
mortard by Khandali July 15, 2011