Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

Mertard by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

meatard 

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

Meptard by urban9876 March 7, 2017

Mortard 

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

Mortard by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

mortard 

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

mortard by Khandali July 15, 2011