(naar' choo us) - Adj. - A word that can be used at any time, to mean anything, when you want to see if someone's actually paying attention and/or intelligent enough to understand the conversation.
Timbo - "Oh hell yeah...your motor mounts are blown and your transmission is slipping badly, first-to-second...you'll need a tranny service, fluids and parts..."
Idiot - "Um, so yeah, OK...so you mean my engine needs work?"
T - "Yes...the engine is nartuous..."
I - "OK, I get it..."
Idiot - "Um, so yeah, OK...so you mean my engine needs work?"
T - "Yes...the engine is nartuous..."
I - "OK, I get it..."
by Skinny_Phat February 03, 2024
"Holy cocksucker...I was just trying to get rid of my fucking migraine and lower back so I could sleep.... now, my shit feels great, but I accidentally got myself meditarded"
by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019
"I was hot as fuck, shivering cold and coughing up fluffy green shapes that floated angrily in toilet water. My face smelled like blood on the inside. My closed eyes could clearly hear the pounding hammer in my brain. It was time to bring out the pharmamentarium and get my coma on..."
by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019
When you pretend that a small incisional wound caused by a glass shard from an exploding TelePrompTer was actually caused by a tumbling .223 round – to garner support for your brand of idiot/rapist Fascism.
"After my Secret Service detail somehow allowed a shooter to be identified and left alone for long enough to prep for an un-scoped/iron-sights-only barrage, the earsassination inexplicably kept me on stage long enough to allow for a TRADING-CARD-ready photo-op with literally no blood-stains on my impossibly white shirt."
by Skinny_Phat July 15, 2024