'Aleks 

Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.

If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.

An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.

The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.

If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)

Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"

Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."

'Aleks by butthurtgirl October 22, 2011

Aleks 

A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?

Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!

Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?

Girl 2: Of course!

Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!

Aleks by JA Jones October 26, 2019

Aleks 

Aleks’s can be smart and nice when you are on their good side. They are smartasses but great friends. They will fight for you and stand up for you no matter what. They are also not the best at texting.

Person 1: that guy was really nice

Person 2: must have been an Aleks

Aleks by Raquel F. Jenkinson May 15, 2018

Aleks 

Someone who WILL suck your toes if he is nearby, his toes are known to carry every disease and fungi known to mankind.

Aleks gave Small Body Tony the T.
Orange watched Lefty take Aleks's T.
T, is toe.

Aleks by Some Orange April 9, 2019

Aleks 

A very hot guy with great experience in sports and a very awesome person.
All the girls will want you if your an Aleks.

I went to Aleks' house and He poured money on me.

Aleks by junkyfunkyman November 12, 2018

Aleks 

a ding dong head

Man he's such an Aleks

Aleks by Skela142003 April 8, 2019

aleks 

the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.

did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.

aleks by silentfridge December 11, 2007