the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
by silentfridge November 14, 2007
a daddy who will fuck you like no other. he’s gonna treat you well girl;). he’s kind, sweet, and patience. he’s extremely adorable and cute not to mention also a hottie. k&a forever bitches
by k&aforeverhoes July 12, 2018
by Micro.D _ck May 20, 2019
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
by obwait December 13, 2010
Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
"But mom....."
by gloria glovebox August 15, 2006
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
by JA Jones October 26, 2019
Aleks’s can be smart and nice when you are on their good side. They are smartasses but great friends. They will fight for you and stand up for you no matter what. They are also not the best at texting.
by Raquel F. Jenkinson March 25, 2018