Stupid hash-tagging everywhere on everything people.
This term is used to describe and/or mock those annoying people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and any other online social media or sharing site that allows a person to enter their own idiotic text and then commence to hash tag the shit out of it.
This term is also relates to the fact that aforementioned people usually travel in flocks, much like sheep, clogging up news feeds and websites and leaving behind trails of their shit.
It is to be considered the equivalent of hash-tagging a hash tag.
Stephanie: I am so tired of my feed being clogged up by dumbpeople and their nonsensical hashtags!
Mel: Oh, you mean the #S.H.E.E.P.?
Christina: OMG, yes!!! I can't stand that!!
Stefanie: Yeah, it's just ignorant. They're all ignorant.
Mel: Yeah I wish someone would steal the hash tag key off of their computers. Stupid #S.H.E.E.P.
Waste Numbers are numbers that can be assigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!" may not be appropriate. Teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten classes. The first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. Diarrhea is not assigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. It can be called "#2 EXTREME!"
#1 = Urinate (pee)
#2 = Defecate (poop)
#3 = Flatulence (fart)
#4 = Vomit (barf)
#5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = ejaculate (cum)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
Preschool Teacher: "#1 or #2?"
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "Numba two x-treme! Life cereal gives me the shits. Fo sheezie ma neezie."
When a chick has a really loose, fat pussy that is torn and stretched from pillar to post and just Slurpy loose like it's full of dog cum and bcompletely shot out as if she has been getting fucked and knotted by k9 mastiff dogs her whole life.
Man bro I fucked that Fat Slut Jillian last night and I pounded that worthless pussy for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a #SlurpyDogPussy.