SPS

Small Penis Syndrome: People (usually male) who demonstrate through aggresively thoughtless, demeaning, assholic behavior that they they are poorly-endowed.
I can tell by the way you took up two parking spots that you have SPS.
by blueme May 25, 2011
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South Park Studios. The production company behind the long-running animated sitcom South Park. Also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.
The new episode is up on SPS!
Awesome, let's watch it.
by Fresh Kid Ice April 04, 2011
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Slack Pussy Syndrome - when a pussy is like elephant ears
Guy 1:"My right foot got stuck in her pussy"
Guy 2:"That Bitch got a serious case of SPS"
by The Philosophe April 10, 2012
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ew, mia has SPS!
by Mohummads XBOX ONE July 16, 2020
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Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 06, 2004
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Those pants were so tight, i feel like i have SPS!
by SPSexpert March 15, 2010
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Why is Ira such a fucking asshole?
He probably has SPS!
by The nazi of Yatzee November 09, 2002
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