"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

"two for one" by jessea April 5, 2006

two for one 

three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.

John and I got a two for one last night.

two for one by Brandino December 6, 2006

two for one 

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!

Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one

two for one by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

two-for-one special 

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

two-for-one special by QuacksO September 23, 2018

Two for one special 

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

Two for one special by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

Two-for-one discount 

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

Two-for-one discount by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

Two for one deal-do 

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

Two for one deal-do by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024