Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 15, 2023

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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

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Needle-pronouns

The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.

Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.

I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!

by Woke weasl August 4, 2022

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Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

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Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved

All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!

by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022

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