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(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.
Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.
by Tsyklon Be September 02, 2017
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.
I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.
by jellytime October 03, 2010
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