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Needlepoint 

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)
Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...
Needlepoint by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015
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needlepoint 

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
needlepoint by mike April 10, 2004

Needlepoint 

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD
Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.
Needlepoint by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022
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