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That one person who is always angry and thinks he being sacrcastic
Silvia is being grunchi again
grunchi by Pablo May 27, 2014
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grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.
Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.
grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008
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The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

grinchitude 

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.
It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.
grinchitude by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008
A roblox game of which my friends have become addicted too. this "Gunchilla" of sorts has become a parasite in my daily life... I can't escape it
Ex1.
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"

"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"

EX2.

" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝

"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"

"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
gunchilla by Steamed Broccoli March 21, 2021
When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.
“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”
granchism by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Grinchin' 

To be downtrodden, pessimistic, or negative. Can be a general attitude or a response to another person's idea/comment/experience
Man...why you grinchin'?
What's with the grinchin'?
You always grinchin'.
Grinchin' by Big Ugg October 24, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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