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That one person who is always angry and thinks he being sacrcastic
Silvia is being grunchi again
grunchi by Pablo May 27, 2014
Words you can keep

grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.
Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.
grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008
Related Words
The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

grinchitude 

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.
It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.
grinchitude by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008
A roblox game of which my friends have become addicted too. this "Gunchilla" of sorts has become a parasite in my daily life... I can't escape it
Ex1.
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"

"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"

EX2.

" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝

"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"

"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
gunchilla by Steamed Broccoli March 21, 2021
When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.
“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”
granchism by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Grinchin' 

To be downtrodden, pessimistic, or negative. Can be a general attitude or a response to another person's idea/comment/experience
Man...why you grinchin'?
What's with the grinchin'?
You always grinchin'.
Grinchin' by Big Ugg October 24, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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