granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

granchism by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

gracism 

Racism towards short people. specifically anyone called gracie.

you call someone who does gracism, a gracist.

-" I'm 4'4 "
"lol ur short"
-"that's gracism :(("

gracism by oño March 31, 2021

Gracism 

a term coined by a Pastor David A. Anderson. He defines it as "the positive extension of favor based on color class or culture."

Gracism is something that is sorely needed in our country -- especially our churches.

Gracism by Jonavon December 11, 2007

Grantism 

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

Grantism by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

Graycism 

Any prejudice, discrimination, or hateful acts toward people named Grayson.

Colin: Haha Grayson more like Gayson, Grayson is a lame name and everyone who has that name is stupid.

Colin is enacting graycism and thereby is a graycist.

Graycism by Cactus mofo January 16, 2020

Grandism 

Grandism is when a person believes that small actions like unboxing or using something for the first time are grand and major. They will often at times make big deals out of these small actions, and will get mad if another person does it for them. They fear that if nobody sees them, then it's meaningless.

John had never used that item in the game before due to his Grandism, but has only done it now because he is around his friends.

Grandism by thelionking____ March 1, 2021