grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 02, 2019

grunch

To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.

Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.

by AlonT January 12, 2009

grunch

The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.

There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.

by sigflup October 26, 2010

grunch

to punch in the grundle

instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!

by mastergruncher licker December 08, 2010

grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)

The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time

by satans' November 04, 2010

grunch

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".

" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"

by charles mullen April 28, 2004

grunch

the stench of moldy semen, body odor, old clothing, and human waste that has fermented for many months in a small college dormroom.

Kevin was trying to get his mack on when his bitch said, "It smells like grunch in here!"

by Kevin Patel December 15, 2003