chodelinger
I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger
chodelinger by internuggler February 20, 2004
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chodeling
1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."
chodeling by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008
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Chodemonger
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008
chodeling
A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.
Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.
Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.
Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.
chodeling by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019
Chodeliness
Chodeliness by GR][M July 3, 2009
Chodeling
The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.
Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals
Chodeling by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019
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