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A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

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chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

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chodemonger • chode mongerer • chode mongler • Chode Bonger • Chode Mongrel • choadmonger • Chodeboner • chodechonger • chedmonger • chodelinger

chodemonger

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

chodemonger by alien love weasel February 3, 2004

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Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

Chode Monger by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010

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chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

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choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

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Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

Chode Monger by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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