Chodeliness 

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

Chodeliness by GR][M July 3, 2009

chadliness

Being absolutely and utterly loaded in chad.

'chad-lee-nes'

"Dude, you've got so much chadliness."

"You're full of chadliness."

"Your chadliness is unbeatable."

chadliness by Dęvįłîšh June 17, 2020

chodeless pirate 

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

chodeless pirate by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

chodeness 

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

chodeness by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

his chodeness 

one who would like to remain anonymous is really tall wears a sublime shirt and attends newport high- defined by mr chizzy

wow, did you see his chodeness on the silence of the lambs webcam last night?

his chodeness by i am your father April 6, 2003

Comeliness 

The quality of being good looking and attractive.

Beauty.

"...the result was a remarkably suitable comeliness."

Comeliness by nadja averac September 20, 2018

chodeless scrotum 

The term chodeless scrotum is often taken as an insult but it is infact a complement.

That chodeless scrotum James keeps trying to cluck me his grandfather’s power tools.

chodeless scrotum by Po0k666818 March 7, 2022