chodelinger

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

by internuggler February 20, 2004

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019