Happy Ball 

A corny and pointless practice where people say things that are overly happy or untrue to make others feel better. Basically it's trying to encourage people in a really stupid way, or if they have no hope of succeeding. Someone who does this is said to be "playing Happy Ball".

"If you believe, you can achieve!"
"Always try your best, and most importantly, have fun!"

Guy 1: Everybody's a winner!
Guy 2: Yo stop playing happy ball.

Happy Ball by Selo June 17, 2008

Happy Ball 

A gunt. The round bulge that appears below the belt line and the genital area of fat people, where the happy trail is.

Make sure you cinch up your belt so those tight stretchy polyester pants can really show off your happy ball!

Happy Ball by Rambling Vine August 25, 2009

happy fun ball 

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

"Accept no substitutes!!"

happy fun ball by devilzukin December 3, 2003

Happy Fun Ball 

The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

Happy Fun Ball by kinsmed May 17, 2008

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

Hoppy Ball by Scopey January 16, 2011

Happy Ballantine`s 

It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.

-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!

Happy Ballantine`s by Serioja February 14, 2010

Happy Balls

Just had sex

After being deprived of my girl friend, I returned to have sex with her, now I have "happy balls"

Happy Balls by anonymous February 3, 2026