kinsmed's definitions

NASCAR Dad

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.

It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.

by kinsmed May 3, 2005

insue

A misspelling of 'ensue'.

When people 'commence' to be experts on something they don't know anything about, like 'insue', a beating will ensue.

by kinsmed February 19, 2007

Happy Fun Ball

The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

by kinsmed May 17, 2008

cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

881

Esoteric internet text equivalent for "BB!" ("byebye!)

Luvya trish, 881, doll!

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

walleyed

An indelicate term used to denote the occasion or common occurence of one's eye wandering involuntarily.
see lazy eye

"Oh, Christ, I ain't dancin' with no walleyed girl, Dale."

by kinsmed July 2, 2004