18 definitions by kinsmed

NASCAR Dad

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.

It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.

by kinsmed May 4, 2005

Britany Spears

An incorrect spelling of Britney Spears.

Apparently I don't no mush 'bout nuthin.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Beagle

An incorrect reference to an edible doughnut-shaped roll (bagel).

I gave the beagle a bagel.

by kinsmed July 1, 2004

5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

881

Esoteric internet text equivalent for "BB!" ("byebye!)

Luvya trish, 881, doll!

by kinsmed July 3, 2004

good to go

Having passed a test or met a condition enabling one to proceed.

Okay, looks like your paperwork is in order. You're good to go, man.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

hair band

Generalized description of any of the 80's rock bands recognized for teased hair, large followings, high profile lifestyles, etc.

'Quiet Riot'? Oh my god, I can't believe you consider that a hair band.

by kinsmed July 13, 2004