NASCAR Dad

Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.

It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.

by kinsmed May 03, 2005

881

Esoteric internet text equivalent for "BB!" ("byebye!)

Luvya trish, 881, doll!

by kinsmed July 02, 2004

Beagle

An incorrect reference to an edible doughnut-shaped roll (bagel).

I gave the beagle a bagel.

by kinsmed July 01, 2004

rock paper scissors

Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.

We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

fruity

A 1980's term used by homophobes to denote persons or items seemingly gay.

Yeah, I don't know about scrapbooking. That always seemed kinda fruity to me.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 02, 2004

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 15, 2004