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pwnocracy 

The act of being in control of all that pwns. Also, pwning so much that no one can touch you.
Last night in Halo 2, I had a crazy pwnocracy goin'. I couldn't lose.

I'm about to start a pwnocracy on your face.
pwnocracy by JLeeT April 2, 2008
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panocracy 

A collectivist system of government of the latter half of the 21st century built on the principles of direct democracy without any need for state, established globally upon a peer-to-peer internet system (aka alternet).

Traditional "voting" is replaced by direct participation in multimetrics trade and votes are tallied locally rather than through a centralized organization which is often prone to corruption.
Panocracy transcends the unimetric capito-socialist economies and oligarchical lies of the turn of the century to build a healthier, more just society.
panocracy by gregjockca December 5, 2011
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Pornocracy

Government ruled by prostitues or harlots.
There was a brief period when Greece was a Pornocracy, however, these days, there are no Pornocracies left.
Pornocracy by Pornocrasizzle October 14, 2003

Pornocracy

A government characterised by the sexual misconduct of its leaders. A term of political alarmism, it has recently been applied to the regime of Silvio Berlusconi in Italy.
The reign of men such as Rodrigo Borgia, Silvio Berlusconi and Bill Clinton could be described as a pornocracy.
Whilst it is a slur, it does accurately represent the sleaze element of their respective administrations.
Pornocracy by Tyburn October 4, 2011
Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.
pedocracy by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

Punkocracy 

an organization that is led by a group of spoiled, arrogant, entitled people with no respect for anyone. The group is led by the loudest and most ignorant ass of the group and has told so many half-truths to get what it wants that it has sacrificed credibility to its members and to those outside. It is easily recognized by a loud, ignorant chant of its own name shouted by its members while pounding their own chests. They take pride in having absolutely no honor and promoting a bullying environment.
That labor union is a punkocracy. Look at the way they told almost half the story but chose not to include the real truth. At least I still get to pay them to represent me; no, lie to me; no, represent me. It all means the same, as long as I pay. Hopefully I get to stay long enough to skim the benefits for myself. "The Brotherhood"
Punkocracy by Francis the wise (ass) February 13, 2018

Pygocracy 

A theoretical system of government, wherein power is based on how nice one’s ass is. Derived from Ancient Greek “pygo”, roughly meaning butt. There are various forms of pygocracy , however most are based off directly voting for butts. Not uncommon is voting for best butt in categories, i.e. thiccest, jiggliest, etc, to maintain separation of powers.
“Damn bro you’ve got some serious cake. You’d definitely be an elite in a pygocracy.”
Pygocracy by I-Am-Skrit July 2, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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