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Muffaletta
Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!
Muffaletta by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023
Related Words
Muffage • muffaletta • moffaget • muffabetical • muffiger • mufflage • Muffragette • splitting the muffaletta • Muff Axe • muff cage
Muffragette
A modern take on the suffragette.
A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
"Hey, is that chick French or something"?
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
Muffragette by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013
muffaletta
The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.
muffaletta by numero July 12, 2012
mufflage
Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.
mufflage by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019
muffaletta
muffaletta by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010
splitting the muffaletta
A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
splitting the muffaletta by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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