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Longdongtinitus
A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.
Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010
Related Words
Longthong • Long Hong Thai • Long Thang • long tong • Long Tongue • slong thong • long-tongued lout • longdong • Longlong • longdonged
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longting
1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered
2) To do something quick and effective
The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.
2) To do something quick and effective
The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.
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