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an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed
Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!
zwinky by cecedefs February 7, 2015
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zwanky • zwinky • zanky • zwinky'd • Zwangy • Zwanked • Zwanker • Zwankie • Zwankwin • zwanny

Zwinky Ho 

Young tween and teen girls who dress in slutty revealing clothing. Many of the Zwinky Avatars are advertised wearing micro denim mini skirts, Daisy Duke Shorts and plenty of bling. That commercial with the disco music where they are dancing and prancing around. The
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Gwen look.
At the mall and airport you see plenty of underage girls wearing micro skirts, short shorts, hooker rap around the ankle and calf sandals. With plenty of bling like anklets.
It's look but don't touch type of girls.
Destiny Cicada is an aspiring 15 year old hottie who dresses like a Zwinky Ho wearing micro denim miniskirts without any panties.
Zwinky Ho by Zippyjet, January 1, 2009
A website that lags the hell outta your pc if you have more than two other programs up.
It's full of Mexicans, emos, and children as well.
#1. Eleven year old fwd text: Omg u guyz i cant wait to get on zwinky 2nite. My user iz hotgurl423724234424

#2. Emo: Omgeh, muh boyfriend on Zwinky broke up with me. /// Wrists. :((((

#3. Mexican: Omqqq . Dis ZwInKy shiiit , iht 's soh much funn. !! <3 (;
Zwinky by Rosalieee. September 26, 2010
A trashy internet reflection of your personality.
Hey guys, check out my Zwinky! I also have 5 STDs!
zwinky by Lucas956 August 17, 2007
it was this weird thing there was an ad for on the side of the page
"look. on the left of the page on myspace..zwinky"

"what is a zwinky? how do we stop them from taking over?"

"You HAVE TO bring a snack to join in the snacking. and let me tell you, it will be snacking of biblical proportions!! So forget about staying at home creating your own FREE Zwinky or fixing the in-take valve on your '57 chevy.. TUESDAY IS ALL ABOUT SNAX!!!"
When Posey sees big feet, She goes into a Zanky mode and kisses the feet. A Zanky is a foot smelling roar!
Don't Zanky guys. It's weird.
Zanky by Goomba420 February 14, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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