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Zwanked

The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.
We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered
by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010
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Zwacked

To have the person you are in direct conversation with leave in mid conversation without acknowledgment that they are leaving.
Oh My good, she justed zwacked us.
by Hey Rufus March 3, 2007
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Zanked

I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.
by Pete1297 February 9, 2010
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Zwacked

Extremely high or drunk; passed the retard stage
I’m so zwacked right now.
by Mwebb19 October 22, 2017
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Zwanker

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.
Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.
by fussock May 2, 2009
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Zwinked

Zwinky, a virtual world. Their logo "Get Zwinked." A very popular one, but has recently lost 65% of its users because
they made the site "look gay". It was a desktop but they changed it into something very "laggish". lagging users
Chelle: I was Zwinked;
Thomas: Wha?!
Chelle: Virtual World-ified you could say.
Thomas: ok? º-º I heard they made
their site look gay.

Chelle: *licks marshmallow* okay gotta get on Zwinky bye
by dolphinsandskittlez September 10, 2010
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zwanedoodle

when someone drives by and your walking on the street and they throw a bowl of mac and cheese at your face, usually resulting in penis fingers
guy one:and then i said to her
SPLAT (zwanedoodle)
guy one: ooowwwwww, now i have penis fingers
by hco whore October 13, 2006
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