Zwanked 

The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.

We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered

Zwanked by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010

Zwacked

To have the person you are in direct conversation with leave in mid conversation without acknowledgment that they are leaving.

Oh My good, she justed zwacked us.

Zwacked by Hey Rufus March 3, 2007

Zanked 

Feeling the effects of Xanex.

I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.

Zanked by Pete1297 February 9, 2010

Zwacked

Extremely high or drunk; passed the retard stage

I’m so zwacked right now.

Zwacked by Mwebb19 October 22, 2017

Zwanker 

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.

Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.

Zwanker by fussock May 2, 2009

Zwinked 

Zwinky, a virtual world. Their logo "Get Zwinked." A very popular one, but has recently lost 65% of its users because
they made the site "look gay". It was a desktop but they changed it into something very "laggish". lagging users

Chelle: I was Zwinked;
Thomas: Wha?!
Chelle: Virtual World-ified you could say.
Thomas: ok? º-º I heard they made
their site look gay.

Chelle: *licks marshmallow* okay gotta get on Zwinky bye

Zwinked by dolphinsandskittlez September 10, 2010

zwanedoodle

when someone drives by and your walking on the street and they throw a bowl of mac and cheese at your face, usually resulting in penis fingers

guy one:and then i said to her
SPLAT (zwanedoodle)
guy one: ooowwwwww, now i have penis fingers

zwanedoodle by hco whore October 13, 2006