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One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.
Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.
Zwanker by fussock May 2, 2009
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The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.
We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered
Zwanked by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010