zwinky

an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed

Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!

by cecedefs February 7, 2015

Zwinky

A website that lags the hell outta your pc if you have more than two other programs up.
It's full of Mexicans, emos, and children as well.

#1. Eleven year old fwd text: Omg u guyz i cant wait to get on zwinky 2nite. My user iz hotgurl423724234424

#2. Emo: Omgeh, muh boyfriend on Zwinky broke up with me. /// Wrists. :((((

#3. Mexican: Omqqq . Dis ZwInKy shiiit , iht 's soh much funn. !! <3 (;

by Rosalieee. September 26, 2010

zwinky

A trashy internet reflection of your personality.

Hey guys, check out my Zwinky! I also have 5 STDs!

by Lucas956 August 17, 2007

zwinky

it was this weird thing there was an ad for on the side of the page

"look. on the left of the page on myspace..zwinky"

"what is a zwinky? how do we stop them from taking over?"

"You HAVE TO bring a snack to join in the snacking. and let me tell you, it will be snacking of biblical proportions!! So forget about staying at home creating your own FREE Zwinky or fixing the in-take valve on your '57 chevy.. TUESDAY IS ALL ABOUT SNAX!!!"

by david(CONTENTS CREDITED TO SLEAZY MIKE, I JUST PUT IT UP) October 11, 2006

zwinky

is when you get male sex fluids caught in your body hair i.e. pubic hair stomach hair arm hair

after hours of sex brad found that he had a zwinky on his stomach

by derek post July 3, 2007

zwinky

When you want to say beautiful but uve said it to many times.
But it basically means beautiful.

Guy:You're pretty/beautifil/gorgous/ZWINKY
Girl:zwinky?
Guy:idk wat else to day

by laurafrommiami March 2, 2008

Zwinky

Indonesian STD, according to Vinesauce Joel.

NOOOOO A BUTLER GAVE ME A ZWINKY

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 31, 2017