Zwanker

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.

Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.

by fussock May 2, 2009

zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

Zanker Kiekie

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.

Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.

by Sealand July 2, 2008

Zwanzerij

A Dutch word meaning a load of nonsense or bullcrap told in a convincing tone. Inserious conversation.

"Last year when we went to Rome, I saw the Pope streaking down the VIa Appia"
"Man shut up that's a lot of nonsense".

"Vorig jaar toen we naar Rome gingen, zag ik de Paus naakt over de Via Appia lopen"
"Man, zwijg toch dat is een hoop zwanzerij"

by Sofie en Johannes November 3, 2007

Zwanked

The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.

We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered

by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010

zanker

someone who’s a vibe-killer, can’t go with the flow, and generally a party pooper

“Randy was being such a zanker last night when he complained about the 5 dollar cover fee.”

by Geraldine A. March 17, 2025

Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.

Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker

by Kat street July 16, 2019