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One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.
Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.
by fussock May 02, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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