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n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.
That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!
zanker by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007
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Zanker Kiekie 

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.
Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.
Zanker Kiekie by Sealand July 2, 2008

Zwanzerij 

A Dutch word meaning a load of nonsense or bullcrap told in a convincing tone. Inserious conversation.
"Last year when we went to Rome, I saw the Pope streaking down the VIa Appia"
"Man shut up that's a lot of nonsense".

"Vorig jaar toen we naar Rome gingen, zag ik de Paus naakt over de Via Appia lopen"
"Man, zwijg toch dat is een hoop zwanzerij"
Zwanzerij by Sofie en Johannes November 3, 2007
The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.
We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered
Zwanked by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010
someone who’s a vibe-killer, can’t go with the flow, and generally a party pooper
Randy was being such a zanker last night when he complained about the 5 dollar cover fee.”
zanker by Geraldine A. March 17, 2025

Jack zanker 

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.
Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker
Jack zanker by Kat street July 16, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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