zumbee 

A word for going somewhere, fleeing or leaving that is used by chavs in the South of England, but now also frequently used by wannabee chavs crying out for friendship groups.

Thomas: The gavvers are coming mush!
Leo: Zumbee!

Jay: Where did Mike go?
Larry: He zumbee-d ages ago...

zumbee by laughingcows595 June 28, 2019

Zūmbāe 

A zūmbāe is a person who does the excersize of zumba so well they become a master at it and are so qualified as a master that they can teach a jazzersize class on the rip off asian copy of "excersize at home" DVD. If a zūmbaē wants to be extra then they will dance to Olivia Newton John's song "Physical" which will really get them pumped and ready to direct their class.

Me: Wow our instructor is so good at excersizing
Friend: yeah don't you know that she's a zūmbāe

Me: ooooh makes sense

Zūmbāe by Mateopablo200 June 15, 2017

zumboed

When outdoor writer Jim Zumbo wrote a piece on his weblog that was derogatory towards semi-automatic rifles used in the context of varmint hunting a grass roots tidal wave of protest caused him to loose all of his lucrative deals with Outdoor Life,Remington, Cabellas, etc within 48 hours of his post.
Zumbo got lumped into the "Fudd" camp, shooters that do not understand or truly support the 2nd Amendment and believe that it somehow has something to do with hunting.

Wow, you sure got "zumboed"!
Careful now, you don't want to get "zumboed" do you?
You had better get educated on the subject before you get
"zumboed".
Your ignorance is sure to get you "zumboed".

zumboed by Ken Zimms December 14, 2008

zumzee 

Term of endearment usually for a relative younger than yourself.

He's my little zumzee!

zumzee by Greg Fyn June 17, 2008

zumbies 

Modern dance crazed zombies, who shake people to death with their funky hips and high kicking feet.

Relax mate, you ain't gonna get eaten, and we can run away quickly, they're zumbies, let's disco our way to safety

zumbies by al-co-hol December 12, 2011

Zombee-jay 

Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.

Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!

You: What did you do?

Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.

Zombee-jay by ShadowDialga November 14, 2011

Zombee 

A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.

Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.

Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.

Zombee by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago July 24, 2008