Definitions by al-co-hol

Brexistential crisis 

We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.

The UK is currently in the throes of a "Brexistential crisis"

Brexistential crisis by al-co-hol September 29, 2019

Waglash 

A form of whiplash that one obtains from a dog's tail as it climbs over you on the sofa, wagging excitedly in your general direction.

"Hey Bruce, what's with the neck brace?"
"Spaniel to the neck mate, a bad case of waglash"

Waglash by al-co-hol January 17, 2015

Oralgami 

The art of simultaneously folding and munching your food, mostly leggy awkward salad leaves, such that the immediate exterior of your mouth represents a leafy mash-up of modern art and spittle.

"So Janice, why was your date with Brian not very good?"
"He ordered the rocket and walnut salad, and performed exceptional oralgami on it by making a perfect replica of a duck's bill. Unfortunately a saliva covered nut came loose and that's just too far on a first date!"
"Oh no, that's like watching a car in a junkyard crusher with a screw loose!"

Oralgami by al-co-hol August 30, 2013

zumbies 

Modern dance crazed zombies, who shake people to death with their funky hips and high kicking feet.

Relax mate, you ain't gonna get eaten, and we can run away quickly, they're zumbies, let's disco our way to safety

zumbies by al-co-hol December 12, 2011

penshun 

Shunning the concept of growing old and preparing for life in the grey wilderness

A pension?? Why would I want that? You know I have penshun based opinions

penshun by al-co-hol October 27, 2011

pursecution 

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.

I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc

pursecution by al-co-hol October 27, 2011

marrinade 

a word describing the act of proposing marriage whilst serenading your victim, much like romeo and juliet but creepier.

'sheila you look exhausted'
'yeah i was kept awake by dave trying to marrinade me all night long'
'oh, congratulations!' marrinade

marrinade by al-co-hol September 11, 2011