whiplaugh

an injury sustained after throwing your head back when laughing so hard you bust a gut.
ah man, that dude was so funny i got whiplaugh!
by al-co-hol February 25, 2011
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marrinade

a word describing the act of proposing marriage whilst serenading your victim, much like romeo and juliet but creepier.
'sheila you look exhausted'
'yeah i was kept awake by dave trying to marrinade me all night long'
'oh, congratulations!' marrinade
by al-co-hol May 22, 2011
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Waglash

A form of whiplash that one obtains from a dog's tail as it climbs over you on the sofa, wagging excitedly in your general direction.
"Hey Bruce, what's with the neck brace?"
"Spaniel to the neck mate, a bad case of waglash"
by al-co-hol January 17, 2015
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perverse

The non-chorus part of the song that's being amended to a dirty lyric version
Man 1: "Yo dude, why are you looking at Katy Perry lyrics"
Man 2: "I'm writing the first perverse"
Man 1: "Do you ever feel like a plastic slag... that's redonk man!"
by al-co-hol July 01, 2011
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Brexistential crisis

We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.
The UK is currently in the throes of a "Brexistential crisis"
by al-co-hol September 29, 2019
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penshun

Shunning the concept of growing old and preparing for life in the grey wilderness
A pension?? Why would I want that? You know I have penshun based opinions
by al-co-hol May 30, 2011
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zumbies

Modern dance crazed zombies, who shake people to death with their funky hips and high kicking feet.
Relax mate, you ain't gonna get eaten, and we can run away quickly, they're zumbies, let's disco our way to safety
by al-co-hol June 13, 2011
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