by al-co-hol October 27, 2011
a word describing the act of proposing marriage whilst serenading your victim, much like romeo and juliet but creepier.
'sheila you look exhausted'
'yeah i was kept awake by dave trying to marrinade me all night long'
'oh, congratulations!' marrinade
'yeah i was kept awake by dave trying to marrinade me all night long'
'oh, congratulations!' marrinade
by al-co-hol September 11, 2011
We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.
by al-co-hol September 29, 2019
Man 1: "Yo dude, why are you looking at Katy Perry lyrics"
Man 2: "I'm writing the first perverse"
Man 1: "Do you ever feel like a plastic slag... that's redonk man!"
Man 2: "I'm writing the first perverse"
Man 1: "Do you ever feel like a plastic slag... that's redonk man!"
by al-co-hol July 02, 2011
by al-co-hol March 12, 2011
A form of whiplash that one obtains from a dog's tail as it climbs over you on the sofa, wagging excitedly in your general direction.
by al-co-hol January 17, 2015
The art of simultaneously folding and munching your food, mostly leggy awkward salad leaves, such that the immediate exterior of your mouth represents a leafy mash-up of modern art and spittle.
"So Janice, why was your date with Brian not very good?"
"He ordered the rocket and walnut salad, and performed exceptional oralgami on it by making a perfect replica of a duck's bill. Unfortunately a saliva covered nut came loose and that's just too far on a first date!"
"Oh no, that's like watching a car in a junkyard crusher with a screw loose!"
"He ordered the rocket and walnut salad, and performed exceptional oralgami on it by making a perfect replica of a duck's bill. Unfortunately a saliva covered nut came loose and that's just too far on a first date!"
"Oh no, that's like watching a car in a junkyard crusher with a screw loose!"
by al-co-hol August 30, 2013