zombeez 

zombeez is an awesome and funny friend but he plays fort nite and thats ew.
zombeez is also secretly an anime cat girl.

"zombeez is egg"
"no u"
"shut"

zombeez by sexygirlgamerMLG_123uwu February 24, 2020

zombehz 

the coolest thing to ever happen to culture. sure, they're undead, evil, and raging brain-eaters... but hey, they're fantastically amusing.

“If it bleeds we can kill it.”
~ the Governator's first encounter with zombehz.

“RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! GOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!”
~ the Governator upon realizing his mistake.

“My Zombie plan... hide, they won't find me.”
~ Waldo on hiding from zombehz.

“AIM FOR THE HEAD!!”
~ a n00b on zombeh killing.

zombehz by hey, oh? July 15, 2009

Zombee-jay 

Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.

Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!

You: What did you do?

Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.

Zombee-jay by ShadowDialga November 14, 2011

Zombee 

A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.

Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.

Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.

Zombee by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago July 24, 2008

zOMGeezy 

Adjective: Easy, like, DUH, OMG that was a no brainer, thats zomgeezy!

"That Amy makes playing dual pianos like Tori look zOMGeezy!"

"My Jessica Simpson hair-extensions are zomgeezyer to put in than my Paris Hilton's!"

zOMGeezy by Coreenis May 7, 2010

zoobeezle 

The act of going to the zoo, and you suddenly realize you're the exhibit.

I hecame a zoobeezle when the lion was watching me.

zoobeezle by slungeflob May 28, 2013

zombeenie 

A faggot who makes retarded videos on youtube. Often makes them about a game called runescape which is for fags. He is really a 13 year old from California who is obsessed with zombies. He also makes shitty IRL videos. His youtube name is zombeenieman

"Hey did you see any new videos on YouTube?"

"Only this shitty one by zombeenieman"

"Why do you watch that shit!?"

" I don't know, LOL"

zombeenie by Charlie12345 October 9, 2008