A zombee is your typical
meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-
end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one
time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.
Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in
Iraq, before we were in
Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.
Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
