A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.
Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.
Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.
Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.
by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago March 09, 2006
Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.
Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!
You: What did you do?
Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.
You: What did you do?
Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.
by ShadowDialga November 14, 2011