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Zūmbāe 

A zūmbāe is a person who does the excersize of zumba so well they become a master at it and are so qualified as a master that they can teach a jazzersize class on the rip off asian copy of "excersize at home" DVD. If a zūmbaē wants to be extra then they will dance to Olivia Newton John's song "Physical" which will really get them pumped and ready to direct their class.
Me: Wow our instructor is so good at excersizing
Friend: yeah don't you know that she's a zūmbāe

Me: ooooh makes sense
Zūmbāe by Mateopablo200 June 15, 2017
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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
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zumba chicks 

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs
Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.
zumba chicks by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**
Yer da teaches zumba by Wallace736 November 23, 2016

Zumbaholic 

It's when you just CAN'T GET ENOUGH Zumba. Whenever you hear a song in class, your body automatically starts doing the routine much to the amazement and sometimes weird looks people give you. But you DON'T CARE. :)
Since I've been doing Zumba, I've turned into a ZUMBAHOLIC!
Zumbaholic by Zumba Girl February 3, 2014

Zumbatute 

a Zumba instructor that does prostitution on the side.
ALexis Wright, the Maine zumba instructor recently arrested for prostitution, is a trained zumbatute.
Zumbatute by Zeke Ceesawl October 17, 2012

Zumba Boyfriend

Millions of women leave their significant others at home while they take Zumba Fitness Classes (because their significant others refuse to take Zumba Fitness). This has resulted in the phenomena of the "Zumba Boyfriend": The cool (cause he is not afraid to shake his booty), token male, (or few males) in a Zumba Fitness class, that women want to hang out with during every class.

See Also: Neglected Zumba Husband
Jim refuses to come to Zumba Fitness class with me, but that's OK cause I always get to dance next to Rueben, my "Zumba Boyfriend."
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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