zufff

The sound made when something wizzes past you quickly
Also synonym for something unimaginably fast

That car is so f*ing fast bro....
It's like zufff

by Dr.Zufff September 5, 2018

Zuffa Zombie

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffins

Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.

Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.

by Parí October 13, 2021

zuffling

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'

by Stef November 6, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

by Bob Hope January 26, 2005