zuffler 

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

zuffler by Bob Hope January 26, 2005

zuffle 

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

zuffle by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffle 

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

zuffle by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

Zufflewap 

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

Zufflewap by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

Zuffle Coat 

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

Zuffle Coat by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

zuffle 

when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"

put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain

zuffle by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Council Zuffle 

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

Council Zuffle by Cunted March 17, 2023