zuff

The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....)

Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge?

by Deanz August 20, 2006

Zuff

Chafing testicles

I got zuff after a long day at the water park

by Loubooo May 9, 2021

Zuffa Zombie

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffins

Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.

Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.

by Parí October 13, 2021

zuffling

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'

by Stef November 6, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003