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The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....)

Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge?

zuff by Deanz August 20, 2006

Words you can keep

Zuff

Chafing testicles

I got zuff after a long day at the water park

Zuff by Loubooo May 9, 2021

Related Words

zuffle • zuff • zuffante • zuffakiller • Zuffa Zombie • Zuffer • zufff • zuffhy • zuffins • Zuffle Coat

Zuffa Zombie

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

Zuffa Zombie by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

zuffle by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffins

Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.

Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.

zuffins by Parí October 13, 2021

zuffling

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'

zuffling by Stef November 6, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

zuffle by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026