Stef's definitions

Simon Pegging

The act of pegging someone while using a mock British accent. See Simon Pegg.

Oh yes! Cherrio! Pip pip! We are Simon Pegging, yes? Excellent! Jolly good show!

by Stef July 26, 2007

in the desert

When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed.

After a huge hit she slowly fell over and felt her mouth drying up, she looked over to her friend holding the only cup of water in sight. As she gained the strength to move towards the glass of water her friend lifted it to her mouth and the last drop glided down the glass into her mouth. They both looked at each other at the same time and realized that they were totally in the desert.

by stef April 6, 2005

shug nuts

Exclamation of dismay when something unfortunate happens.

Person 1 "Something bad just happened"
Person 2 "Awwwww shug nuts!"

by stef March 25, 2005

Gun Fu

The Martial Art of Firearms, ie shooting someone.

Piss off Pai Mei. all that Jap-slappin is no match for my Gun Fu!

by Stef January 8, 2005

murderball

A game invented by the British Army in which is a lot like soccer. The differences are:

1. The goal is a post or a spot on the ground where the ball must be placed (not thrown), rather than an open goal

2. There are no rules. Anything goes except for the use of weapons and punching to the face or groin.

3. The winner is the team that accumulates the most points before the end of the game.

There are some variations such as 'last man standing murderball' and 'one point per hospitalisation'

'Fancy another game of murderball?'
'Not til they take my stitches out'

by Stef January 7, 2005

poonwank

An old useless beaver, whose tongue hangs out. ancient vagina

Oh God! As soon as I went down town on old lady Banks...I puked instantaniously.

by Stef January 6, 2005

chillins

what i call my children.

dem chillins are 'sleep.

by stef December 10, 2004