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The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.
Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.
Zorking by Bupv July 21, 2017
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Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.
Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.
zorking by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017
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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
a cooler version of working, originally a typo because someones keyboard was not working
Ya, Bobs zorkin in his office

,y keyboqrd qint zorkin
Zorkin by teh_Mirari March 5, 2008
Originally from Battlefield 1942, also seen in subsequent Battlefield games featuring aircraft.

While being pursued in a dogfight, the pilot will pull up sharply into a 90 degree vertical climb. He/she will then exit the aircraft (his/her velocity will cause them to travel upwards alongside their aircraft for a short time). The pilot will equip an RPG / SMAW and attempt to shoot the pursuing enemy out of the sky before climbing back into your aircraft and continuing flight without stalling / crashing. (Note: You must be the Engineer class to equip Rocket Launchers)
A perfect (and hilarious) Zooking example

Youtube; Search : 'Rendezook'

Featuring 'Stun_gravy'

Nice work dude, you make it look easy
Zooking by thePhantomGhost January 11, 2012
An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.
"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.
zarking by AlanH April 12, 2006
Josh always starts zorping around 2am.
zorping by realorangejuice November 13, 2017
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