Zorting

Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem

Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.

by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011

zort

Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.

Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"

by trozzort September 2, 2004

Zort

the cum that leaks out of a crotch after a creampie

"i wanna suck a nigga zort out of yuur pussy"

by zortslurper August 22, 2022

zort

Sprocket from Animal Crossing's favorite phrase

Yo, you look like you've been working out, zort!

by cherryangel April 27, 2020

zort

Chicago American-Italian slang for money.

Hey, yo, Mikey got some zort?

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

Zort

When to take your friends out for a night of drugs, alcohol and all around kook fest. There are three levels.

Motel-80$
Bellargio-120$
Sandals the big daddy, you are not going to sleep for 2 days....

Hey we should go to Caplansky's and zort eachother

by rezort April 8, 2020

zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006