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Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
Zorting by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011
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The process of getting it zorty, usually done on a Tuesday night.
Friend 1: okay so like... are we zorting next tuesday or what?
Friend 2: ummmm okay yes!!!! will see you then ;)
Zorting by Lex Devil Emoji March 18, 2025
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Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic
* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting
Zarting by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020
Playing whichever class/race/weapon is considered overpowered within your game of choice. Usually accompanied by refusing to acknowledge said imbalance while insulting those who criticise you
"Dammit Bob, stop zolting that Wizard, its so Damn OP!"
"Wow, Protoss are so OP, damn zolter"
Zolting by JimJoJoJon December 15, 2012
The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.
Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.
Zorking by Bupv July 21, 2017
Josh always starts zorping around 2am.
zorping by realorangejuice November 13, 2017
Rolling down a hill in a giant hamster ball
"Dude! That guy is totally zorbing! Look at him go!"

"Dude! I went zorbing today in San Fransisco"
Zorbing by Evangeline Pelagia August 18, 2009
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