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Being pissed and happy at the same time.
We don't have classes tomorrow but tomorrow is my favorite subject, I'm so hissed!
Hissed by Keanusaurus November 10, 2020
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smacked, wasted, tired, finished, night's over, light's out
I sat at the bar last night and got completely hissed.
I got Sammy Hissed last night.
I'm so hissed right now.
hissed by Samuel L. Hissface January 31, 2007
Turn predicted/probable success into a massive failure. Inspired by the 2015-2016 season of Hibernian FC.
Hibernian FC hibsed it when they lost to Falkirk and remained relegated.
hibsed it by Annieger May 13, 2016

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010
A woman engaged in conversation at a cocktail party cuts loose with a hisser, i.e., she silently passes gas. She will usually try to affect an air of bored nonchalance but, to deflect possible attention to herself, will often transfix the nearest male with an accusatory glare which implies, 'You pig! How dare you do that in my presence?'
Hisser by USMC2531 July 2, 2009
When a girl takes a piss with an audible jetting or rushing sound, often enhanced or amplified by a toilet bowl.
Holy shit, Michelle, you must have had to go bad. I heard that hisser from down the hall!
Hisser by Malcuntent March 12, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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