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Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.
1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)
Zonking by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013
Related Words
"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"
Zonking by Gromlin June 25, 2005
The act of executing a zonk
That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.
zonking by The LT August 23, 2005
An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.
A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.
zonking by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024
The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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