Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

zooping by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

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Zorbing

Rolling down a hill in a giant hamster ball

"Dude! That guy is totally zorbing! Look at him go!"

"Dude! I went zorbing today in San Fransisco"

Zorbing by Evangeline Pelagia August 18, 2009

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Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

Zooping by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

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zoroing

It's when you don't know where you are and continue your adventure. You are as lost as Zoro Roronoa from One Piece.

Wakes up, *ends up in Naruto vs Sasuke fight*, takes left turn, *ends up in Mirai Nikki*, walks straight ahead, *ends up in Ichigo vs Aizen fight*, oh, nope, this is not the Thousand Sunny, takes right turn, *ends up in Boku no Hero Academia*; Midoriya*, drinks sake, *ends up in One Piece* Luffy: Zoro, where were you?, Zoro: Oh you know, just zoroing here and there...

zoroing by SameEHEEHE August 26, 2018

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