bubble dancer

Creative was of saying dish washer.

"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."

by vegasrew April 15, 2007

taco bell

Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.

"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."

by vegasrew April 15, 2007

bindi

Red dot on an Indian womans forehead that lights up to indicate the Icee/Slurpie/Coffee in her convenience store is ready.

Look, the bindi is lit! Time for Cherry Coke and Curry Icee drinks!

by vegasrew April 15, 2007

mojito diablo

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

by vegasrew April 26, 2007

hurricane magnet

Another term for hurricane.

The hurricane was heading for South Beach Miami, so we set up a Hurricane Magnet in North Miami where nobody would be missed.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

fried ice cream

The exclusive perfume of Mexican gorditas.

When I smelled the aroma Fried Ice Cream wafting from the cantina, I knew Gorditas were near.

by vegasrew April 15, 2007

anavar

Steroid popular in female bodybuilding and used by men for fast, lean muscle gain. Does not need to be followed by an anti-estrogen.

Yeah, I put on a quick, lean 15 pounds of muscle stacking HGH and anavar. Too bad my hair all fell out.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007