Zoomaphobic

Having or showing a hatred of zoomers (if you're stuck in 1864 and don't know what a zoomer is, a zoomer is basically someone born any time after 2006). zoomaphobes tend to be old people that think that facebook is still the new social media app that everyone uses; boomers.

"Ugh, I hate my grandpa, he's such a zoomaphobe." I complained "Yeah" my sister whispered, "he's so zoomaphobic."

by Ludwig Harris April 28, 2021

Zoomiphonically

Meeting someone by Zoom. Having a business or social relationship only via Zoom.

It was nice meeting with you Zoomiphonically the other day.

by EZWordz August 14, 2020

zoophobic

What sick fucks who rape animals call people who don't like them. Which is pretty much everyone besides themselves.

The rest of the world: "Hey, maybe DON'T fuck your dog?"
Zoophiles: Is that... common sense I hear? YOU'RE ZOOPHOBIC!

by Afro-Chan January 1, 2022

zoomphobia

When you go to way too many zoom meetings and are afraid if zoom.

I went to too many online classes, now I have zoomphobia 🤣🤣🤣

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Zoomphobia

An irrational fear of meetings on Zoom.

Dick: Man, did you see how Harry behaved during that Zoom call?
Tom: Yeah! It looked like he was decompensating before our very eyes! His eyes were darting and popping like a caged animal!
Dick: A classic case of Zoomphobia, don't you think?

by xtc283 November 8, 2021