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Hip or awesome. Used to define an accountant who may be a bit bougie.
Wow, Matt is totally zookle
zookle by Boatsy13 April 16, 2009
Words you can keep
being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed
Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008
Related Words
zookle zookeeper zooked zooker zoodles zookie Zoogle zookies Zoklet zooble
When someone brings up a random topic/subject that you haven't heard of in forever, and then a little while later you hear/see that topic/subject again somewhere else.
(1)
Matt: Remember that show Wishbone?
Dave: Yea I used to watch that everyday. I haven't seen that show in forever!

*Hours later, channel surfing*

Dave: WTF! Wishbones on tv!? I just got zoodled!

(2)
Gilly FB status: Had a good night out with my bestfriends last night!
status comment: Yesterday was a good day -Ice Cube voice-

*Later that day, Gilly starts her car*
Radio: Today I didnt even have to use my A.K. Today was a good day!
Gilly: Fuckin zoodled!
Zoodle by Taliarzio December 14, 2010

zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight
When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.
When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.
Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020
Okay Zorkler, get zorngued!
zorkler by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019

Cincinnati Zookeeper 

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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