zookle

Hip or awesome. Used to define an accountant who may be a bit bougie.

Wow, Matt is totally zookle

by Boatsy13 April 16, 2009

zooked

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

Zoodle

When someone brings up a random topic/subject that you haven't heard of in forever, and then a little while later you hear/see that topic/subject again somewhere else.

(1)
Matt: Remember that show Wishbone?
Dave: Yea I used to watch that everyday. I haven't seen that show in forever!

*Hours later, channel surfing*

Dave: WTF! Wishbones on tv!? I just got zoodled!

(2)
Gilly FB status: Had a good night out with my bestfriends last night!
status comment: Yesterday was a good day -Ice Cube voice-

*Later that day, Gilly starts her car*
Radio: Today I didnt even have to use my A.K. Today was a good day!
Gilly: Fuckin zoodled!

by Taliarzio December 14, 2010

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

zorkler

It's like a hammerhead

Okay Zorkler, get zorngued!

by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016